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CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN. 25 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN!
1 Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying.
2 You are never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
3 Chocolate doesn't care hom many pieces you've eaten before.
4 Chocolate always hits the spot.
5 Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.
6 Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid.
7 Chocolate always smells good.
8 Chocolate won't ask Am I the best? or How was I?
9 Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
10 Chocolates are easy to pick up.
11 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
12 You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.
13 Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
14 Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is.
15 You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.
16 With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good.
17 Chocolates do not wear white socks.
18 Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts.
19 With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
20 If you love me you'll swallow that has real meaning with chocolate.
21 You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.
22 Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.
23 Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.
24 You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone else mouth
Girly Group!!!
Girls, put here pictures with your: boyfriends and x-boyfriends;husbands and x-husbands; girlfriends and x-girlfriends!
How do you think?
Iis really chocolate better than a man?
35 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX!
1 The average piece of chocolate is at least six inches long.
2 Chocolates stay hard for a week.
3 Chocolate won't tell you size doesn't count.
4 Chocolates don't get too excited.
5 A chocolate never suffers from performance anxiety.
6 Chocolates are easy to pick up.
7 You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket.
8 ...and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
9 Chocolates can get away any weekend.
10 With a chocolate you can get a single room.
11 ...and you won't have to check in as MRS. Chocolate.
12 A chocolate will always respect you in the morning.
13 You can go to the movie with a chocolate ... and see the movie.
14 At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat.
15 Chocolate can always wait until you get home.
16 A chocolate won't eat all the popcorn.
17 ... or send you out for Milk Duds.
18 A chocolate won't drag you to a John Wayne film festival.
19 A chocolate won't ask: Am I the first!
20 Chocolates don't care if you are a virgin.
21 Chocolates won't tell other chocolates you're a virgin.
22 Chocolates won't tell anyone your not a virgin anymore.
23 With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
24 Chocolates won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
25 Chocolates don't have sex hangups.
26 Chocolates won't make you wear kinky clothes.
27 Chocolates won't go to bed with boots on.
28 Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.
29 You can have as many chocolates as you can handle.
30 You only eat chocolates when you feel like it.
31 Chocolates never need a round of applause.
32 Chocolates won't ask: Am I the best? How was it?
33 Chocolates aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, or hair dresser.
34 A chocolate won't want to join your support group.
35 A chocolate never wants to improve your mind.

CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN

Sevastopol English Club. Mission: To have Fun in the nearby Mountains, practice English, make new Friends, Learn something new, and be Healthy and Happy!
6 Basic Requirements:
1- Speak English Fluently; Speaking Russian is NOT allowed
2- Be able to enjoy yourself having fun in the nearby mountains
3- Be In Touch with your Inner Child; Let’s be responsible adults with the openness of a child. This is the best learning atmosphere.
4- No Smoking, No Alcohol
5- Be On Time and keep your Agreements
6- Be at least 18 years old
Things to Bring with you:
1-Mountain shoes
2-Backpack
3-Healthy Food and Water
4-A pad to sit on
5-Something you can share with others, ie: guitar, songs, Frisbee, crocodile game, stories, something from your childhood, use your imagination, etc…
6-Approximately 30 Grivnas for Benzin
4 Things we will accomplish to achieve a state of happiness:
1-Exercise the Mind ie. Learn something new; Solve problems; Speak English; …
2-Feed the Mind ie. Relax; Laugh; Make new friends; Enjoy natural beauty…
3-Exercise the Body ie. Walk in the mountains; Play Frisbee; Sprint…
4- Feed the Body ie. Eat Healthy food and do not poison yourself with bad stuff
This Club founded by Alex Roy. He is from Santa Barbara, California! He is REALLY a great Man!!!
If somebody wants to know more information about our Sevastopol English Club, please ask one of the administrators of this group!
Best Regards, Sanya Ivanov:).

Sevastopol English Club

Любовь есть!. I love you and you in my mind
And I want in your heart something to find
And when you made me mad
I’m became very ill and sad
But you didn’t see me, said please why
You every morning and night make me horrible cry
I didn’t eat and I didn’t sleep
I cant my heart unbroken keep
I couldn’t breathe without you
I love you and its real true.

Любовь есть!

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