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CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN. 25 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN!
1 Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying.
2 You are never disappointed when you open the wrapper.
3 Chocolate doesn't care hom many pieces you've eaten before.
4 Chocolate always hits the spot.
5 Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.
6 Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid.
7 Chocolate always smells good.
8 Chocolate won't ask Am I the best? or How was I?
9 Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
10 Chocolates are easy to pick up.
11 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
12 You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.
13 Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
14 Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is.
15 You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.
16 With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good.
17 Chocolates do not wear white socks.
18 Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts.
19 With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
20 If you love me you'll swallow that has real meaning with chocolate.
21 You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.
22 Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.
23 Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.
24 You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone else mouth
Girly Group!!!
Girls, put here pictures with your: boyfriends and x-boyfriends;husbands and x-husbands; girlfriends and x-girlfriends!
How do you think?
Iis really chocolate better than a man?
35 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX!
1 The average piece of chocolate is at least six inches long.
2 Chocolates stay hard for a week.
3 Chocolate won't tell you size doesn't count.
4 Chocolates don't get too excited.
5 A chocolate never suffers from performance anxiety.
6 Chocolates are easy to pick up.
7 You can fondle chocolates in a supermarket.
8 ...and you know how firm it is before you take it home.
9 Chocolates can get away any weekend.
10 With a chocolate you can get a single room.
11 ...and you won't have to check in as MRS. Chocolate.
12 A chocolate will always respect you in the morning.
13 You can go to the movie with a chocolate ... and see the movie.
14 At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat.
15 Chocolate can always wait until you get home.
16 A chocolate won't eat all the popcorn.
17 ... or send you out for Milk Duds.
18 A chocolate won't drag you to a John Wayne film festival.
19 A chocolate won't ask: Am I the first!
20 Chocolates don't care if you are a virgin.
21 Chocolates won't tell other chocolates you're a virgin.
22 Chocolates won't tell anyone your not a virgin anymore.
23 With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
24 Chocolates won't write your name and number on the men's room wall.
25 Chocolates don't have sex hangups.
26 Chocolates won't make you wear kinky clothes.
27 Chocolates won't go to bed with boots on.
28 Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.
29 You can have as many chocolates as you can handle.
30 You only eat chocolates when you feel like it.
31 Chocolates never need a round of applause.
32 Chocolates won't ask: Am I the best? How was it?
33 Chocolates aren't jealous of your Gynecologist, or hair dresser.
34 A chocolate won't want to join your support group.
35 A chocolate never wants to improve your mind.

CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN

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101 reasons to love Jacob Black. 101 reasons to love Jacob Black
1. Because he's half-naked.
2. Because he can live as long as he wants.
3. Because his smile is huge and beautiful.
4. Because his eyes narrow when he smiles.
5. Because he has a sense of humor.
6. Because he knows of blonde jokes.
7. Because he enjoys telling jokes blonde pra ROSALIE.
8. Because he knows how to fix your car.
9. Because he has more cozy embrace of the world.
10. Because the only thing that bothers even to think that you are not him.
11. Because it is pegged.
12. Because next to it either looks the size of a child.
13. Because it is only dangerous when you're nervous.
14. Because he trembling with nervous is VERY sexy.
15. Normal because it is sexy.
16. Because he's sexy laugh.
17. Because it makes you a prisoner in his arms.
18. Because he heals quickly.
19. Because he is impulsive.
20. Because he can fly a motorcycle.
21. Because he motorcycle is simply beautiful.
22. Because he still teaches you to ride a bike.
23. Because he knows from horror stories.
24. Because it can ride roughshod over their feelings for you.
25. Because even though you do not like, you know divide their attention with a vampire.
26. Because it will carry you on his lap when you are in danger.
27. Because he is an alpha male.
28. Because he has friends legal.
29. Because his friends DO NOT want to suck your blood.
30. Because the guy is sad when it is heartbreaking.
31. Because Alice can not see his future.
32. Because he can sleep, in fact.
33. Because it can give a gift made exclusively for him.
34. Because he knows a wolf carving miniature fine.
35. Because you will never have a mother!
36. Because you do not have to give up his mortality to be with him.
37. Because if you have a show, you can stay on his shoulders to see better than many in the VIP box.
38. Why can go to Canada on foot (or about 4 feet .. whatever).
39. Because he would jump from the cliff to save you.
40. It can have dreams.
41. Because he does not need to hide from the sun.
42. Because it annoying to see Rosalie is hilarious.
43. Because he can throw food at Rosalie's hair.
44. Because he does not need to control when you kiss.
45. Because it would be very happy to break the face of Edward Cullen.
46. Because you can bleed with him that he will not have an attack.
47. Because you'll never need a coat, just embrace it.
48. Why can promise you a lifetime of servitude, remember?.
49. Because he does not have to chase their own food.
50. Because he can invite you to dinner and eat dinner.
51. Because the chief of police no trouble with it, rather it is buddy.
52. Because it is more healthy (not a drug, it would have been the air, the sun ).
53. Because it can take you to the beach, which is even closer to home.
54. Because he will respect their decisions.
55. Because even if you do not agree with you, it is flexible.
56. Because it is not totally perfect.
57. Because he is a cute.
58. Because it is not a vampire.
59. Because he has love for the family, remember that he lives by helping his father.
60. Because it's fun.
61. Why has no way be upset with him for a long time.
62. Because Jacob does not get angry for not reading minds.
63. Because Quileute werewolves have traditions and codes that relate unruly nomads are not there.
64. Because he says what he thinks even if it hurts.
65. Because when he repents of anything, apologizes for truth, without emo moments.
66. Because you can brush your hair when you want it.
67. Because he did not have to turn into a werewolf to go on living.
68. Because who wants to give a punch in the jaw, he'll break your hand. (if the face is so hard, picture ... er ... never mind)
69. Because his hair is beautiful, long or cut.
70. Because he redefined the concept of hot man.
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101 reasons to love Jacob Black

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Любовь есть!. I love you and you in my mind
And I want in your heart something to find
And when you made me mad
I’m became very ill and sad
But you didn’t see me, said please why
You every morning and night make me horrible cry
I didn’t eat and I didn’t sleep
I cant my heart unbroken keep
I couldn’t breathe without you
I love you and its real true.

Любовь есть!